Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Cassandra wrote a very entertaining 'fractured fairytale'...

The Fairytale News
"Hello everyone and welcome to fairytale news. Tonight on the show we will be interviewing Grumpy to tell us about why the queen is the way she is. Oh look! Here he comes...Hi Grumpy and thanks for coming."

"Yeah, you're lucky i remembered...I was in the middle of a fight with silly old Sneezy the dwarf.
So why am I here anyway?"

"Remember you said you would tell us about the queen?"

"Oh yeah...well, once upon a time, she was really ugly...and her brother made her pretty...but Snow White is prettier. That is all i have to say - so goodbye."

"So there you have it folks, I am Miss Piggy, Good night!"

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